top 5 worst bus ride to work

today i had one of them, i probably don’t have 5 worst rides yet, but this for sure is one of them

this morning as usual, i leave around 7:20 in morning to catch my 98 B-line, and it’s all fine, sun’s actually coming out, stupid lying weather report, i totally would’ve rode my bike today, anyway when the bus got to the stop after granville street (anderson?) this middle-age/oldish dood came on, and along with an unpleasant stench, he sat down on the 3 seats right infront of the door, and looked kinda mad, and was just wiping his hand, and it looked brownish, and i was just like ugh, no way, did he have ultimate luck and fell into pile of gold? but i can’t do much about it, i opened my window, and just watched anime on my ipod to become distracted

at 70th ave station, all these ppl came on the bus, and this guy, had his bag on another seat, and this chinese lady went over, and just tried to sit down, and this guy, he just stuck his hand out, and kinda like… blocked her a$$, and he said, you can’t sit here, i have to put my bag here, but she’s chinese, or angry bus rider 1, so she forced her way in anyway, i fell bad for her, not for the attitude, or seat, but that she fought for a poo smelling seat

the weird oldish dood got up just before broadway, and gawd, the area of effect just widened, everyone at back of the bus just had weird look on their face, some ppl covering their nose, this white shirt guy, who was just standing behind weird guy, looked over, and i looked over too, at the source of stank, and we saw no crack, but smudge on back, and then some more, MORE than smudges, on the back of his trackpants

i think the white shirt guy muttered, that’s just terrible

i just had to look at the other way til he got off the bus

i think he sh@t on his pants… and i don’t know why he got the bus in the first place

and i felt really bad for this other guy who came on the bus at broadway, because he sat in his seat

One Response to top 5 worst bus ride to work

  1. hahahahah wow. i love a good poo story.

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